Ok, I know that my cooking is pretty good; no one gains the weight that I have without such cooking. I am not much of a “microwave” or “out of the box” cooker. I love actual ingredients that I have to mix to make a meal. I take pride in my cooking as well. As I was cooking my famous cheesy chicken enchiladas last night, a strange crackling sound overwhelmed the air in the house. I happened to be in the living room at the time, walked back in toward the kitchen of where the actual sound was coming from; then it started popping…what is going on??
As I step into the kitchen, the digital lights of the clock on my stove was blinking radically fast, then it was gone like it had lost all power. I definitely have a short somewhere and didn’t think anymore about it; I can do without the timer. WRONG, it wasn’t done and I call it the haunting of the demonic stove now because as soon as I tried to walk away again……..CRACKLING, POPPING, almost voices coming from this appliance made me stare at it thinking I might just want to unplug the thing before we actually have a fire.
HA, then next…what happened next made me laugh so hard; I turned away once more then POP, SNAP, Electrically haunting noises started to increase in volume…I looked back at the stove and the pic attached spoke to me. I have a demonic stove and it’s number is 6:66, and since there is no actual time as that I think I might just have to put this thing out for the trashman.
I don’t want to put it out too early because then the recyclers, the faithful people that come every day to see if someone has put something out that they can make a dime on might get it. Now that would be horrible of me to share such a demon with them because they just might not get top dollar for it. The stove just might take them in and decided they are dinner. So with much prayer, I have taken a liken to this stove. It has served me well, and I will work it to it’s death.
Now some would say, now Yvonne you really should put that thing out for the trash; but who would put the proof of a haunted demonic stove out. I need proof besides this pic, so everyone is invited to come over for dinner. Please RSVP so I know how many I should prepare for. This would have been perfect for a Halloween event…maybe it’ll stay around long enough for such this year.
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